For anyone who hasn't realised, all these details are out of date. No-one lives there any more. They're all gone, gone and never called you mother.
| Rab C. Adie | 70 Graham Rd, Malvern | 01684 561 021 |
| Sanj "Easy" Bahl | 22 Horny Old Rd, Malvern | 01684 563 690 |
| Mike "First to the post" Barnby | 1 Dukes Way, Poolbrook, Malvern | 01694 568179 |
| Paul "SHAGGEM" Beaver | 70 Graham Rd, Malvern | 01684 696 969 |
| Drunken Duncan | A long way away | 01905 345 797 |
| Fraser "X-Files" Boyd | 70 Graham Rd, Malvern | 01684 666 666 |
| William "I don't fancy Jenny" Bradley | Wild West Malvern | 01684 577 373 |
| Jenni Brain | * See Masidlover | 01684 573 786 |
| Andrew "Neither-Do-I" Bramah | Somers Road Possee | 01684 575 971 |
| James Crapstick | 666 Somers Rd, Malvern | 01684 572 298 |
| Mik "Dire" Casson | 11 Richmond Road, Malvern Link | 01684 567 979 |
| Charlie "Charles Charlie" Clarke | 11 Richmond Road, Malvern Link | 01684 567 979 |
| Gary "The one and only dominator" Clarke | Pump Cottage, Suckley Row, Knightwick | 01886 884 445 |
| O Wain Cole | 11 Richmond Road, Malvern Link | 01684 567 979 |
| DJ Cox | 1 Dukes Way, Poolbrook, Malvern | 01694 568179 |
| Crisis Fell Over | 69 Graham Rd, Malvern | 01684 573 786 |
| Andrew "Boomer" Fletcher | Malvern Rugby Club | 01684 568 882 |
| Slapper | 1 Dukes Way, Poolbrook, Malvern | 01694 568 179 |
| Martin and the Mechanics | A long way away | 01905 345 797 |
| Heinous Healey | 17 Clayfield Drive, Malvern | 01684 568 882 |
| Andy "Cum in my pants at the sight of a bird" H. | 17 Clayfield Drive, Malvern | 01684 568 882 |
| Ben Hur | Wild West Malvern | 01684 577 373 |
| Winge | 40 Cowleigh Rd, North Malvern | 01684 566 659 |
| James OO Shall I? | 70 Graham Rd, Malvern | 01684 561 021 |
| Fanatic Mr. Fox | 22 Horny Old Rd, Malvern | 01684 563 690 |
| Alex "I Do" Masidlover | 2 Springfield Glade, Malvern Link | 01684 891 085 |
| Chris "Wobbla" McCaw | 40 Cowleigh Rd, North Malvern | 01684 566 659 |
| Gav "The Mav" Moonie | 40 Cowleigh Rd, North Malvern | 01684 566 659 |
| Chris "Guns & Ammo" Newman | A long way away | 01905 345 797 |
| Robert | Powick ('nuff said?) | |
| Read O. Memory | ||
| Martin "erm..." Rowbory | 11 Richmond Road, Malvern Link | 01684 567 979 |
| Ragu the Victorious | 40 Cowleigh Rd, North Malvern | 01684 566 659 |
| Martin "Scally" Seasman | 40 Cowleigh Rd, North Malvern | 01684 566 659 |
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2 Springfield Glade, Malvern Link | 01684 891085 |
| Dani "Grouch" Boy-Smith | 2 Springfield Glade, Malvern Link | 01684 891 085 |
| Paul "Exile" Smith | Quite a long way away | 01684 577 424 |
| Ben 'Security Risk' Slater | 666 Somers Rd, Malvern | 01684 572 298 |
| Bruce "Easy" Wilson | 666 Somers Rd, Malvern | 01684 572 298 |
| Pete "Caalm Down" Woods | A long way away | 01905 345 797 |